||[Jan. 28th, 2007|02:43 pm]
WTF fic quotes
Well, we haven't had a good laugh at the expense of others in a long while. What say we get back to badfic bashing?|
Intense Amount of Love and Pain, by xx-Mione-Fan-xx
Summary - After the war, Voldemort won, everythings in ruins, Hermione, Ron and Ginny are in hiding, Draco's POV through most of story. Can Draco save the three runaways? Is Harry really dead? Find out if you read. Storys probably better than sum
of its parts. DHr Eventually.
Lavender Brown, Seamus Finnigan, and Dean Thomas stared at him as he walked by. They normally would have glared at him, but were too weak to do so. He stood looking at them. Brown’s ribs were sticking out clearly through her tattered blouse.
Ouch. There's no way that can't hurt. Or be really really bloody.
You could call Hermione a regular teenage girl, who parties, and lives a normal life. Except, that would be wrong.
You hear that, Ho!Mione writers? You'd be wrong!
( Holy gasp, Moomoo!Collapse )
There. Small offerings, but it might keep people amused for a short time. I couldn't find as many badfics as I thought I'd be able to, at least not ones with decent things to quote. Either I'm out of practice, or the writers are getting better.
Three guesses as to which it is, and the first two guesses don't count. :p